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Russian spam

I don’t mean ‘spam’ in the sense of tinned food that was supplied to the Soviet army from the USA during World War Two. 

Взаимовыгодное сотрудничество с Клиентом, которое начинается с приемлемых цен и заканчивается качественным гарантийным обслуживанием.

According to Google translate means:

Mutually beneficial cooperation with the client, which starts with a reasonable price and quality warranty ends.

How mind-numbingly tedious and disappointing.  Since it is in the Cyrillic alphabet, why could it not have been about a missing scientist?


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