iamhyperlexic

Contemporary short fiction, poetry and more

The forty-one words

I have just finished compiling my ad for the personal column in Private Eye. It reads like this.

Renaissance man,  27,  5′ 10″, clean-shaven, financially solvent, seeks Renaissance woman.  Good body (any size) desirable.  Good intellect essential.  Non-smoker preferred.  No Christians.

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